fictionalmasterpiece:

sisterofasnowqueen:

kellycuppycake:

Disney princesses meeting their princes for the first time.

it progressively gets more awkward each movie

Isn’t it great?

officialyaoi-hands:

dennys:

Massage that beautiful refreshing lather into your scalp for healthy keratin enforced hair with a delightful scent of glazed ham.

dennys are you okay

objblogs:

aguaart, beach-ape, master-kasukabe, memoriesslastalifetime, mimibearcrossing, @rory-of-amoris, sandette, @sociallyawkwardcatlady, steveijay, @vulcanballerinaninja

Sandcastles should always carry emergency sand with them.

lloyd-the-barista:

If you’re ever feeling down just imagine two of your favorite characters singing “It’s Raining Men” dramatically.

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

We become who we’re meant to be.

[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN